July 6th.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Wiping the<\/p>\n
stickly sweat<\/p>\n
from my handsome brow<\/p>\n
I kicked the cat<\/p>\n
across the room<\/p>\n
and took a sup of tea.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I sat down<\/p>\n
and planned my weekly<\/p>\n
abortion schedule<\/p>\n
then sent a check<\/p>\n
for my new lambskin gloves<\/p>\n
to Stanley<\/p>\n
who runs my growing<\/p>\n
funeral parlour.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I called my neighbor<\/p>\n
with the fridge full<\/p>\n
of body parts<\/p>\n
and asked him to<\/p>\n
send me the<\/p>\n
copyright agreement<\/p>\n
so I could sign the movie deal.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I kicked the cat again<\/p>\n
started a bath<\/p>\n
poured a cocktail<\/p>\n
and waited<\/p>\n
for something to happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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