{"id":31,"date":"2010-02-08T23:33:23","date_gmt":"2010-02-08T14:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/?p=31"},"modified":"2011-12-17T19:13:50","modified_gmt":"2011-12-18T00:13:50","slug":"on-a-forthcoming-meeting-with-mr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/on-a-forthcoming-meeting-with-mr\/","title":{"rendered":"On A Forthcoming Meeting with Mr. &#8230;.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You I&#8217;m told,<\/p>\n<p>smoke $500 cigars, only a puff or two<\/p>\n<p>have heads of states you don&#8217;t know, call you.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You I&#8217;m told,<\/p>\n<p>have kissed the Pope&#8217;s ring just a little too long<\/p>\n<p>him returning a wink, strong acknowledging strong.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You I&#8217;m told,<\/p>\n<p>own a stable full of race horses, all mares<\/p>\n<p>and even ride some there, only in your underwear.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You I&#8217;m told,<\/p>\n<p>quote Plato and even thought of buying your own republic<\/p>\n<p>but didn&#8217;t because an enemy said he loved it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You I&#8217;m told,<\/p>\n<p>have your own heart surgeon and piss loudly<\/p>\n<p>in the middle of toilet bowls, like emperors of old.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You I&#8217;m told,<\/p>\n<p>have a tie for every day of the year and own Nero like,<\/p>\n<p>the mineral rights for the dark side of the moon.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You I&#8217;m told,<\/p>\n<p>know how many angels can dance on the head of a pin<\/p>\n<p>even calculating what dance they&#8217;re stepping in.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You I&#8217;m told,<\/p>\n<p>don&#8217;t even have a last name, like God or Donald (the duck)<\/p>\n<p>and have women lined up who you think, only want to fuck.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been told all this (and much, much more)<\/p>\n<p>so, I can only imagine how hard it must be, to be you<\/p>\n<p>a mere fabrication, and a second hand one too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; You I&#8217;m told, smoke $500 cigars, only a puff or two have heads of states you don&#8217;t know, call you. &#8230;&#8230; You I&#8217;m told, have kissed the Pope&#8217;s ring just a little too long him returning a wink, strong acknowledging strong. &#8230;&#8230; You I&#8217;m told, own a stable full of race horses, all mares &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/on-a-forthcoming-meeting-with-mr\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">On A Forthcoming Meeting with Mr. &#8230;..<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":434,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions\/434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}