<\/p>\n
Tin man is pounding<\/p>\n
Pippy Longstockings<\/p>\n
in the back room.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Cat woman’s got<\/p>\n
Bart’s tongue.<\/p>\n
Inspector Gadget<\/p>\n
his zipper undone.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The Hulk is in the backroom<\/p>\n
doing yoga.<\/p>\n
Batman’s thrown off his cape<\/p>\n
and wearin’ a toga.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Ironman is taking an oil bath<\/p>\n
King Kong is watching<\/p>\n
The Wrath Of Khan.<\/p>\n
Speedy Gonzales he’s long gone.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Coyote finally caught his bird.<\/p>\n
Next up, Tweety Bird, I heard.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The Cookie Monster is getting<\/p>\n
ten teeth pulled.<\/p>\n
Zorro’s wedding plans are on hold.<\/p>\n
Spiderman’s been sold<\/p>\n
to a future arachnoid.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Indiana Jones I’m told<\/p>\n
is in town to discuss the next script<\/p>\n
insisting it must contain a larger crypt.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Denis is menacing.<\/p>\n
Donald’s ducking.<\/p>\n
Bozo clowning around.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The Littlest Hobo fell<\/p>\n
and is hobbling back to his owner<\/p>\n
in Hollywood.<\/p>\n
The Family Guy’s got a boner<\/p>\n
for the girl in<\/p>\n
that other show.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Zeus is on the loose<\/p>\n
and won’t take no for an answer.<\/p>\n
I just saw some deers fly by.<\/p>\n
Onward Dasher, onward prancer!<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
McGyver’s driving a loaner<\/p>\n
and Wonder Woman is wondering<\/p>\n
if its worth it<\/p>\n
all the animation it takes as<\/p>\n
delirious Betty Crocker rebakes …..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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