{"id":798,"date":"2016-10-10T10:55:51","date_gmt":"2016-10-10T14:55:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/?p=798"},"modified":"2016-10-10T10:55:51","modified_gmt":"2016-10-10T14:55:51","slug":"the-job-interview","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/the-job-interview\/","title":{"rendered":"The job interview"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It was only a 5 minute<\/p>\n<p>early morning walk<\/p>\n<p>from Lev Tolstoy station,<\/p>\n<p>17 stories up<\/p>\n<p>a grey, non distinct office building.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A few quick handshakes<\/p>\n<p>a brief scan of my starved resume<\/p>\n<p>and a few quick questions<\/p>\n<p>that was it.<\/p>\n<p>The head teacher led me<\/p>\n<p>out of the conference room<\/p>\n<p>and into the school&#8217;s small lobby.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>As I stepped out<\/p>\n<p>a small Brit tossed his head and asked<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Join me for a smoke?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I followed along, out onto<\/p>\n<p>a balcony, enjoying<\/p>\n<p>the fall&#8217;s fresh slavic air<\/p>\n<p>and now looking down<\/p>\n<p>the mighty Dniepr in the distance.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A few more stabs of conversation<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;n small talk<\/p>\n<p>then the guy<\/p>\n<p>flicks his unfinished fag<\/p>\n<p>out into the wild yonder<\/p>\n<p>puts his hands through his hair<\/p>\n<p>and says,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was only last Thursday&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thursday, what?&#8221;, I replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thursday, the guy were replacing \u00a0jumped.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>A moment of silence<\/p>\n<p>then I muttered a<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;sorry to hear&#8221; and<\/p>\n<p>a &#8220;good to know&#8221;,<\/p>\n<p>shook his hand and<\/p>\n<p>found my way out<\/p>\n<p>onto the waking\u00a0streets of Kyiv.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t bitch much when<\/p>\n<p>I found out I hadn&#8217;t got the job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; It was only a 5 minute early morning walk from Lev Tolstoy station, 17 stories up a grey, non distinct office building. &nbsp; A few quick handshakes a brief scan of my starved resume and a few quick questions that was it. The head teacher led me out of the conference room and into &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/the-job-interview\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The job interview<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"class_list":["post-798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-teaching"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":799,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/798\/revisions\/799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}