She asked me about<\/p>\n
my readership<\/p>\n
and I replied,<\/p>\n
“A good dozen in a good week.”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
She looked a little taken aback<\/p>\n
and I could see her<\/p>\n
saying to herself,<\/p>\n
“How we gonna sell that?”<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
The deal fell through<\/p>\n
and I tucked my dream<\/p>\n
of being an internet millionaire<\/p>\n
under the pillow<\/p>\n
in the spare bedroom<\/p>\n
where I sleep when<\/p>\n
I know I’ll wake up<\/p>\n
with a really big hangover.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I’m not a numbers guy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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