{"id":825,"date":"2017-04-18T18:40:06","date_gmt":"2017-04-18T22:40:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/?p=825"},"modified":"2017-04-18T18:40:06","modified_gmt":"2017-04-18T22:40:06","slug":"there-aint-no-oz-dorthy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/there-aint-no-oz-dorthy\/","title":{"rendered":"There ain&#8217;t no Oz Dorthy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re never gonna win<\/p>\n<p>not even if you practice<\/p>\n<p>all day, every day,<\/p>\n<p>not even if you get<\/p>\n<p>that nose job or<\/p>\n<p>invent a better mouse trap,<\/p>\n<p>not even if you win the lottery or<\/p>\n<p>hit the triactor, 100 to 1.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just not gonna happen.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Entropy has you between her legs<\/p>\n<p>and she&#8217;s holding your head down<\/p>\n<p>in her dirty hands.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a loose nut in<\/p>\n<p>every assembly line,<\/p>\n<p>there&#8217;s a self destruct button<\/p>\n<p>blinking on and off<\/p>\n<p>in each of our hearts.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Best to not swim upstream.<\/p>\n<p>Learn to love the toast on the floor<\/p>\n<p>jam side down<\/p>\n<p>cuz<\/p>\n<p>your ship always goes<\/p>\n<p>back out again<\/p>\n<p>and you&#8217;re never gonna win<\/p>\n<p>cuz<\/p>\n<p>there ain&#8217;t no Oz Dorthy.<\/p>\n<p>Go ask Cesar.<\/p>\n<p>Go ask Marilyn.<\/p>\n<p>Tell it to the moon<\/p>\n<p>and then sit back and wait<\/p>\n<p>for the next go around.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re never gonna win not even if you practice all day, every day, not even if you get that nose job or invent a better mouse trap, not even if you win the lottery or hit the triactor, 100 to 1. It&#8217;s just not gonna happen. &nbsp; Entropy has you between her legs and she&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/there-aint-no-oz-dorthy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">There ain&#8217;t no Oz Dorthy<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=825"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":826,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions\/826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}