{"id":828,"date":"2017-05-06T10:06:00","date_gmt":"2017-05-06T14:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/?p=828"},"modified":"2017-05-06T10:06:00","modified_gmt":"2017-05-06T14:06:00","slug":"desire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/desire\/","title":{"rendered":"Desire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I once knew a guy<\/p>\n<p>who was always hungry<\/p>\n<p>even though<\/p>\n<p>his fridge was full.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;d order out while<\/p>\n<p>all the cheese, cold cuts, milk<\/p>\n<p>rotted to hell.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like that guy<\/p>\n<p>I heard about on the news<\/p>\n<p>floating for days<\/p>\n<p>on top his windsurfing board<\/p>\n<p>Lake Baikal.<\/p>\n<p>They rescued the poor sod<\/p>\n<p>and evacuated him to the hospital<\/p>\n<p>suffering from severe dehydration.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So many of us poor souls<\/p>\n<p>suffer irreparably<\/p>\n<p>from farsightedness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once knew a guy who was always hungry even though his fridge was full. &nbsp; He&#8217;d order out while all the cheese, cold cuts, milk rotted to hell. &nbsp; It&#8217;s like that guy I heard about on the news floating for days on top his windsurfing board Lake Baikal. They rescued the poor sod &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/desire\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Desire<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[16,31,32,15],"class_list":["post-828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-more-poems","category-poetry","tag-buddhism","tag-desire","tag-soul","tag-zen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=828"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":829,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828\/revisions\/829"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}