{"id":834,"date":"2017-05-19T12:54:08","date_gmt":"2017-05-19T16:54:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/?p=834"},"modified":"2017-05-26T09:51:21","modified_gmt":"2017-05-26T13:51:21","slug":"one-way-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/one-way-street\/","title":{"rendered":"One Way Street"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You only get one go round.<\/p>\n<p>No take 3 steps back cards.<\/p>\n<p>No reset button<\/p>\n<p>No buy one, get one free.<\/p>\n<p>No spin again.<\/p>\n<p>No time machine, no encores<\/p>\n<p>Not even a U turn.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So you got 2 choices.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Enjoy the ride and hope against hell there&#8217;s cotton candy and soda dished out by bosommed blond maidens after<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>2. flash your fleshy bottom at the fair master constantly turning the crank and making things move forward, round &#8216;n round.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You choose.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You only get one go round. No take 3 steps back cards. No reset button No buy one, get one free. No spin again. No time machine, no encores Not even a U turn. &nbsp; So you got 2 choices. Enjoy the ride and hope against hell there&#8217;s cotton candy and soda dished out by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/one-way-street\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">One Way Street<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-more-poems","category-poetry","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=834"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":835,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/834\/revisions\/835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}