I got into my Range Rover<\/p>\n
and headed to the beach.<\/p>\n
On the way cashed a check<\/p>\n
and loaded the cooler<\/p>\n
with Patron and Dom Perrignon.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
I called my stock broker<\/p>\n
to tell him to send money<\/p>\n
to my bookie.<\/p>\n
I put 200 quid down on the 7th<\/p>\n
Exterminator to win.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
It’s a bitch being a poet<\/p>\n
lying on the soft sand<\/p>\n
cold drink in hand.<\/p>\n
It’s a bitch pretending to be the<\/p>\n
poor degenerate<\/p>\n
everyone wants you the poet to be.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Read these poems of mine<\/p>\n
‘nd make no<\/p>\n
mention of who I am.<\/p>\n
My jacuzzi isn’t big enough<\/p>\n
nor does heaven<\/p>\n
accept get out of jail free cards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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