{"id":845,"date":"2017-06-28T13:44:10","date_gmt":"2017-06-28T17:44:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/?p=845"},"modified":"2017-06-28T13:44:10","modified_gmt":"2017-06-28T17:44:10","slug":"youre-never-gonna-win","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/youre-never-gonna-win\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Never Gonna Win"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re never gonna win<\/p>\n<p>not even if you<\/p>\n<p>practice all day,<\/p>\n<p>not even if you<\/p>\n<p>get that nose job,<\/p>\n<p>not even if you<\/p>\n<p>win the lottery or<\/p>\n<p>hit the triactor.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s just not gonna happen.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Entropy has us all in her<\/p>\n<p>dirty hands.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a loose nut in<\/p>\n<p>every assembly line.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a self-destruct button<\/p>\n<p>blinking on and off<\/p>\n<p>in everyone&#8217;s heart.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Best to not swim upstream.<\/p>\n<p>Learn to love the toast on the floor,<\/p>\n<p>jam side down<\/p>\n<p>cuz<\/p>\n<p>your ship always will be<\/p>\n<p>going back out again<\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<p>you&#8217;re never gonna win.<\/p>\n<p>Get used to it.<\/p>\n<p>There ain&#8217;t no Oz, Dorthy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re never gonna win not even if you practice all day, not even if you get that nose job, not even if you win the lottery or hit the triactor. It&#8217;s just not gonna happen. &nbsp; Entropy has us all in her dirty hands. There&#8217;s a loose nut in every assembly line. There&#8217;s a self-destruct &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/youre-never-gonna-win\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You&#8217;re Never Gonna Win<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,1],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-more-poems","category-poetry","tag-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":846,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/845\/revisions\/846"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}