{"id":967,"date":"2020-10-31T13:32:11","date_gmt":"2020-10-31T17:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/?p=967"},"modified":"2020-10-31T13:32:11","modified_gmt":"2020-10-31T17:32:11","slug":"youre-never-gonna-win-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/youre-never-gonna-win-2\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Never Gonna Win"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re never gonna win<br \/>\nnot even if you<br \/>\npractice all day,<br \/>\nnot even if you<br \/>\nget that nose job,<br \/>\nnot even if you<br \/>\nwin the lottery or<br \/>\nhit the triactor.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s just not gonna happen.<br \/>\nEntropy has us all in her<br \/>\ndirty hands.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a loose nut in<br \/>\nevery assembly line.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s a self-destruct button<br \/>\nblinking on and off<br \/>\nin everyone&#8217;s heart.<\/p>\n<p>Best to not swim upstream.<br \/>\nLearn to love the toast on the floor,<br \/>\njam side down<br \/>\ncuz<br \/>\nyour ship always will be<br \/>\ngoing back out again<br \/>\nand<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re never gonna win. <\/p>\n<p>Get used to it.<br \/>\nThere ain&#8217;t no Oz, Dorthy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re never gonna win not even if you practice all day, not even if you get that nose job, not even if you win the lottery or hit the triactor. It&#8217;s just not gonna happen. Entropy has us all in her dirty hands. There&#8217;s a loose nut in every assembly line. There&#8217;s a self-destruct button &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/youre-never-gonna-win-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You&#8217;re Never Gonna Win<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=967"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":968,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions\/968"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ddeubel.me\/poetry\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}