I once knew a guy
who was always hungry
even though
his fridge was full.
He’d order out while
all the cheese, cold cuts, milk
rotted to hell.
It’s like that guy
I heard about on the news
floating for days
on top his windsurfing board
Lake Baikal.
They rescued the poor sod
and evacuated him to the hospital
suffering from severe dehydration.
So many of us poor souls
suffer irreparably
from farsightedness.
