Tin man is pounding
Pippy Longstockings
in the back room.
Cat woman’s got
Bart’s tongue.
Inspector Gadget
his zipper undone.
The Hulk is in the backroom
doing yoga.
Batman’s thrown off his cape
and wearin’ a toga.
Ironman is taking an oil bath
King Kong is watching
The Wrath Of Khan.
Speedy Gonzales he’s long gone.
Coyote finally caught his bird.
Next up, Tweety Bird, I heard.
The Cookie Monster is getting
ten teeth pulled.
Zorro’s wedding plans are on hold.
Spiderman’s been sold
to a future arachnoid.
Indiana Jones I’m told
is in town to discuss the next script
insisting it must contain a larger crypt.
Denis is menacing.
Donald’s ducking.
Bozo clowning around.
The Littlest Hobo fell
and is hobbling back to his owner
in Hollywood.
The Family Guy’s got a boner
for the girl in
that other show.
Zeus is on the loose
and won’t take no for an answer.
I just saw some deers fly by.
Onward Dasher, onward prancer!
McGyver’s driving a loaner
and Wonder Woman is wondering
if its worth it
all the animation it takes as
delirious Betty Crocker rebakes …..
